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Message to LiesPeopleTell.com Board Members

Dear Surviving Board Members,

Please be advised that LPT has given me administrative privileges. Accordingly, I have fixed the problems which have handicapped this board, at least I think I have.

While I have taken steps to fix the board, I still believe that it is dead. It was the small but prolific community of base members that we used to have which made this board what it was. I still feel awful that the board disintegrated. I am always pointing fingers. It is probably a combination of events. However, when Ketsuke vanished for many months to go off to Iraq, I think that it was the beginning of the end. Wars are terrible. They kill more than just people, they kill communities. It's very sad.

All hope is not lost however. I have just about all of my equipment and, if all goes well, will hopefully broadcast the pilot of my radio show on Sunday. If not this Sunday, then the week after. I insist that Ketsuke do at least one guest appearance on my show. PG is invited as well. I am also doing a segment called "Women Across the World who have Rejected Me," and I will surely invite Jane to be on my show to explain why she rejected me. I will be very upset if she declines. Besides, she has the sexiest, cutest Welsh accent, and I'd love to just hear her voice.

More news about the radio show will be forthcoming shortly.

Please keep in touch. All hope is not lost. There is still a chance for the spirit of LPT to prevail, even if the board does not.

--Your Fearless De Facto Leader

Radio Show Just Around the Corner

Dear Blogbrains and Loyal Fans,

Please be advised that my radio is just around the corner. I have finally gotten a mixer and gotten everything working, though I have not tested streaming the audio. I have just ordered a phone number with Vonage. It is a San Francisco number. The equipment should come in a week.

I plan to host the show on Live365.com. I have not yet come up with a name for the show. Make sure to check back within a week, so that you don't miss the pilot show!

Arnold J. Babar, Moron and Asshole

Dear Blogbrains, Blogollas, and Blogettes,

I would like to focus your attention to a disturbing essay entitled Dictator on Trial: Does Saddam Deserve the Benefits of Legal Rights, written by Arnold J. Babar, one of the myriad of Rush Limbaugh wannabees that pollute our world with their horseshit and vitriol.

I do not have time for an in depth review. The point of Babar's essay is unclear. Babar, in his infantile logic seems to be arguing that Saddam, because he is so evil, does not deserve due process under the law. Babar has already convicted Saddam without a trial. Also, Babar seems to think that even if Saddam was placed on trial that it would be somehow fair. But I think that most people think this as well. Who appointed the judges who are presiding over the trial? Saddam? No. I don't think so. Democratically elected officials. Fuck no. Let me tell you: The fucking Imperial Empire of the United States.

I'll leave you with Babar's closing quote. I think it speaks for itself. I don't know why inane fuckolas like Babar can't just go away and let everyone else live in peace. We oughta buy the Babars of the world "Charles in Charge" compilation DVDs to keep the tiny gears of their little brains occupied so that they don't vote for motherfuckers like Bush.

"Let us only hope that Saddam will get what he deserves: raped to death by women in the streets of Baghdad while a crowd gathers round to take in the show. Perhaps Al Jazeera will broadcast the festivities to the rest of the Middle East. A true showcase of the punishment that this awful man richly deserves. Dictatorial justice indeed."

Repercussions of Janet Jackson's Breast

A study conducted by Dr. John Raymond of Northeastern University finds that the increased sexual arousal caused by Janet Jackson's breast exposure during Superbowl XXXVIII has led to a substantial increase in criminality, drug use, and blindness in society. Dr. Richard Richards of Boston University disputes the conclusions of the Northeastern study. Dr. Richards says, "There is no question that there is a correlation between seeing Janet Jackson's breast and societal problems. What I disagree with is the conclusion of the study. I believe that the sheer horror of Janet Jackson's breast has caused the problems we see today, not sexual arousal."

"We're Nerds and we're Proud!"

Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry and his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry, shown at the National Nerd Society Fundraiser dancing to the BG's "Staying Alive."

Miss Colorado Teen USA 2004 Gets Hand Chewed Off

A photo taken of Tori Carter, Miss Colorado Teen USA 2004, ignoring the DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS" sign. Seconds later, the giraffe chewed her hand off and left her with a bloody stump. Ms. Carter was unable to perform in the competition. She says that she will try out for the upcoming Ms. Missing Limb USA competition.

Eat another day...

Kate Jenson, a woman with Donut Addiction Disorder is seen being carried out on a stretcher, after having her bag of donuts stolen from her by her fellow Republicans at a Bush rally.

Dr. Ray Jackman of Cederwood hospital in Texas, who treated the woman stated, "Ms. Jenson has been a donut addict for many years. A donut junkie cannot just go Cold Turkey. They must ease off donuts gradually. The sudden drop of donut level in her bloodstream could very easily have killed her. Ms. Jenson is expected to make a full recovery, but she is lucky to be alive."

Thirsty Cheney

Dick Cheney is seen below severing his wife Lynne's jugular vein in order to extract a power snack before speaking in front of a crowd of excited Republicans.

Kerry Auditions...

Kerry seen auditioning for the remake of the 1970 classic "Patton," staring George C. Scott.

Kerry stated, "I'm a war hero, a VC killing machine. That makes me not only fit to be President, but Patton as well."

Slick "Rubber Hand" Willy

My right hand is made of rubber, but I don't let it stop me from getting to know the ladies...

"your abominable blog"

I would like to take the opportunity to formally respond to one of my recent commenters.

"I found this website because I am Georgy Russell's sixth grade teacher. I was searching the world wide web for infomration about her. My name is Alicia but she would remember me as Mrs. Ivins.

I just have to say that I think you have some wit to you but very little decency, sir. That young man in that picture is risking his life and you joke about him shooting the foot off of an Iraqi boy.

I wonder how you sleep at night. And I can understand completely why Georgy herself has never left a post on your abominable blog."


Dear Madam,

I am hurt by your comment that my blog is abominable.

My blog might be depraved, horrible -- perhaps even forsaken by God, but Madam, it is not abominable. That word slices into my heart like a dagger.

Madam, you are a Meenie.

Thumbs up!

Get that thumb up, kid, or I'll shoot your foot off.

Homeless Comic -- Oy veh

Wow, just when I thought that nothing could get more tasteless than a cancer joke, I read the Homeless Comic's blog. It is a blog that is supposedly written by a homeless guy that is a comedian. Trouble is, he obviously ain't homeless, and he is about as funny as an eviction notice.

Quoted from the Homeless Comic's Wash Me post:

"So I went down to Lake Washington got butt ass naked and washed my clothes and then took my wet clothes off and washed myself. You should smell me right now. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Anyway, it was a beautiful day yesterday and I was on the shore laying out naked while my clothes hung from a nearby tree when I started getting worried that my penis and balls would get burned. I looked around hoping to see a tree branch shaped like my penis and balls but there wasn't any, but someone had been sitting on the shore eating peanuts and left the shells all over so I grabbed a big handful and covered my balls and my penis. A peanut shell for my peanut. A peanut shell for my nuts. Perfect."

This moron really needs to be read in detail to be fully believed.

I wish the Homeless Comic would go away and not continue to insult the dignity and sanctify of blogging.

The most banal cartoon ever

This cartoon thingee comes from the intellectual powerhouse -- The Right Review.

"Wendy is rubbing my balls"

I just came across this blog. The subject of the post was

"Wendy is rubbing my balls."

The blog goes on as follows:

"today, Wendy and I had a sex marathon. lasted close to 4 hours. may have had something to do with her watching xmen2 - its that whole Hugh Jackman fantasy thing."

I mean, who gives a shit about this guy's sex marathon or that his balls are rubbed by Wendy? He's just taunting guys like me that can't even remember what sex feels like. He's hoping guys like me will be envious and that it will make our sexual depravation even more unbearable. The jerk.

And what kind of woman gets horny watching xmen? I wouldn't even want to have sex with a woman that likes xmen. I don't care how beautiful she is.

Wendy is rubbing my balls... Such teasy crap.

Three of Six

"I am probably one of the six people who read your blog. No offence, but with twelve million blogs out there and counting that doesn't leave many people a lot of time to go around reading blogs. Some people's blogs probably have zero readers. Some people's blogs are so crappy that they don't even manage to read their own blogs. There should be a special ring of hell opened up just for these people but that is something I will discuss on my own blog which I am going to call Dickie Richards: Genius? or Pathetic Whiner?

Now, I am glad that there are no photos of me out there on the web as I know you would make hideous fun of me. But seriously... let me get to why your web program might not be selling. Try this: What the fuck is it? Look at the text:

Visual Menu is a cross-browser, client-side, DHTML menu that was made for people who want to create powerful, stylish web menus with minimal effort.

I quit reading Dickie. I just stopped. Now, I grant that I am a technophobe. But I am not an idiot. (I think.) Ass soon as a computer nurd uses the phrase "cross-browser", my eyes cross and I fall into a brief narcoleptic coma. Who is this program for because it sure as shit ain't me or the other five people who read your blog.

Here are some ideas for programs you can write:

A flash program where you get to throw a pie at Bush. If it has been done please post the URL.

A program where you get to make love to lots of beautiful women.

A program that will teach me how to make love to lots of beautiful women instead of spending my time reading amusing blogs.

A program that helps me calculate how stupid the American people are becoming.

A program that will help John Kerry win the election.

See, those are programs that will sell.

Just some thoughts.

-- Three of Six
# posted by Anonymous : 8/2/2004 03:10:09 PM"

Three of Six,

I will have you know that I have certifiable, indisputable, unmistakable, and incontrovertible evidence that seven people read this blog. Not six! So Ha!

Ha!

I showed you!

Now that I've said that, let me add that I fully embrace the idea of your doing a Dickie Richards: Genius? or Pathetic Whiner? blog. In fact, if you do this, I will place a link to your blog from this blog. I think it's a great idea.

Some day someone will push the envelope of blogging even further than I have. They will make a blog about a blog about a blog. For example, they might call it:

A Bored Young Guy's Blog about A Lonely Old Buy's Blog about Georgy Russsell's Blog

This would revolutionize blogging. It would be the blog that puts all other blogs to shame. It would truly be the blog where no blog has ever gone before.

To return to your earlier point that there ain't a lot of people here. Part of the reason, I think, is poor marketing on my part. I have always felt that promotion was beneath me. Part of the problem, also, is that the left wingers think that I am beneath them, so they ignore me like I don't exist. I think that perhaps the left sees me as too crass, vulgar, and pedestrian for their tastes. The left is always trying to appeal to people's intellect. I think this is a bad approach. I prefer to appeal to people on a gut emotional level like the right. The right are master propagandists. The left could learn a lot from the right.

The right-wingers don't even know I exist. I was hoping to get some right-wing hate mail to share with everyone, but I have been saying subversive things for years on the web and bashing the right, and they just ignore me. And, well, fuck, I want them to give me a little fodder. A little hate, so I can expose them.

Now, regarding the program, I appreciate your giving it a look, but dude, I'm sorry, but "cross-browser" is not rocket science. It just means the program works on many different browsers. If you have some wording that you think might be less scary, please share that with me. Why not run the program and see how it is. I'm getting downloads. People are downloading the program, so the documentation can't be that scary for everyone. The trouble is that the downloads aren't translating into the almighty dollar.

Happy Hannity

Wow, that was great refer...

Personal Note to Blogbrains and Loyal Fans

Dear Blogbrains, Blogollas, and Loyal Fans,

This blog has taken a rather unusual turn in that I'm finding it increasingly difficult to discuss anything with you. All I can do is show photos of people and bash them. The original mission of this blog -- to blog about Georgy Russell's blog seems to have been completely lost.

Georgy seems to have dropped off the face of the earth. I have actually been in contact with Georgy's father, or at least someone who says he is Georgy's father -- I have no way of verifying this information, though my gut instinct tells me that it is. He contacted me first. He told me that Georgy was an exceptionally cute baby, and he would provide me with the URLs of some cute Georgy baby photos, but he never got back to me. Perhaps the recent insanity that has come over this blog has scared him off. If Georgy's father is reading this, he should know that I only vent my anger against Republicans, suck-up Democrats like Kerry, and Korperate Amerika. Vegetarians bother me a little too, as evidenced by one of my prior blogs.

The reason for my bash craze, is that my life has really gone to shit. A software program that I had been working on for 2 1/2 years failed miserably. And for the life of me, I have no clue why this is, as I really feel it excels above all my competitors. Without an additional revenue stream, I will be living on the street. It is only a matter of time.

If people reading this blog were willing to evaluate this program for me, and give me some feedback, it would be immeasurably helpful, and I would be willing to cut them a very good deal.

http://codehouse.com/products/menu

The Rudolph Theory

Lately, I've been developing this theory that everyone named Rudolph is evil. If you have any supporting evidence, or evidence to the contrary, please comment here.


Rudolf Hess


Rudolph W. Giuliani


Rudolph the Red Nose Raindeer

Wolfy baby

War makes me horny as hell.

Flood Boy

Yes, I know we're in the middle of dessert, but I'm expecting a flood.

Victor Boc

I have never actually heard Victor Boc. I saw his Ted Bundy-like face on a page featuring conservative talk show hosts.

I could not resist making fun of him, as he is such a dorky bastard, and I have had the worst day, and the worst life, and I just feel like bashing some asshole featured on a conservative talk show host page.

Hi, I'm Victor Boc, Radio Talk Show Host Extroidinare


Some days I like to go outside, and talk to myself. Nobody arrests me, because I'm a big-shot radio talk show host, although one day, a woman once walked up to me and told me that I should be arrested by the fashion police. I was insulted. I think I am a very sharp dresser.

This is my friend, Bob. He has really nice breasts.


I like to sit on this. It vibrates.


I'm just pressing buttons.


Oooh, I'm CRAZY!!! Better watch out, wildman in the house.

Chris P. Carrot for President

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) invents insidious cartoon character, Chris P. Carrot, aimed at subverting the political process and diverting public outrage away from real issues such as homelessness and poverty in America.



Also beware of Chris P. Carrot's running mate for Vice President, Colonel Corn



Unlike Colonel Sanders, Colonel Corn was never a Colonel. In fact, he is a draft dodger!

Watch out for these unsavory characters. They may look like insipid yet harmless cartoon characters, but they are really rotten vegetables from hell, up to no good.

Sir Paul McCartney under Investigation

Sir Paul McCartney is under investigation by the New York City Police Department for feeding a sheep vodka in a PETA advertisement. The sheep was last seen climbing into Sir McCartney's limo after the photo shoot. McCartney told reporters:

"I had nothing to do with this sheep's disappearance, and I fully resent your accusation that I smell like lamb chop."

Live Long and Prosper

The official Vulcan Representative of the Department of Defense offers to do a mind meld with a reporter.

Liquid Sky

Navy Commander getting a nice load of heroin before launching a dozen Tomahawk missiles into the heart of Baghdad.

Bush Brood

Jenna Bush: I like to get so shitfaced on vodka that I don't remember what happened the night before when I wake up in the morning.

Barbara Bush: That's nothing. I like to drink peppermint schnapps out of a straw until I barf a green, exorcist-like vomit, all over people's faces.

Gore Snake

Al Gore proves that he can unhinge his jaw like a snake in order to consume prey that is nine times the size of his head.

Uh oh...

Luara: Ahhh, George, I think my Irritable Bowel Syndrome is acting up. I think I'm having a problem ... a big problem.

George: If you think you got it bad, this blasted dog I carry around with me everywhere just shit on me. Just keep smiling, hon.

Navy Seaman wins 1st prize in military fashion show

Navy Seaman Jonathan R. Rodriguez wins 1st prize in a military fashion show for his postmodern military cosmetic innovation of applying makeup to only half of his face. In his award speach he stated:

"Contrary to popular belief, I believe that the winning weapon is not laser guided missiles, MOAB bombs, or even night vision goggles, but fashion. Whether you're torturing prisoners in the Abu Ghraib Prison or just shooting into a crowd of Iraqis, you want to show the enemy that your fashion sense is far superior to his. That hurts his morale. He also might think you are sexy and throw down his RPG launcher and give you a nice wet smoochy."



Seaman Rodriguez is currently working with Military Fashion Police to design a new combat uniform and cosmetic application. A prototype of this is shown below:

Bust of Papa Bush, Popular with Satanists.

Satanists used to sacrifice animals, and sometimes even people to conjure evil spirits, but now they are turning to a replica of the bust of former president, George Herbert Walker Bush, on exhibit in the CIA, in order to summon the dark forces. Some Satanists insist that they can establish a direct link to Satan and his beloved servant, George W. Bush by massaging the temples of the grotesque and hideous head.

Tell me more

Colonel, you must tell me more about all the Iraqis you've been killing. It's better jerk-off fodder than porn.

Tom Delay meets vets

Veteran : Majority Leader DeLay, I think you have some welfare mother stuck in your teeth.

DeLay: No, actually it is a workfare mother, not a welfare mother that's lodged in my pearly whites. And I must say, she was delicious.

Half wolve, half troll.

For nourishiment, I eat small children.

Jerry Brown Arrested

Jerry Brown, Mayor of Oakland, California was arrested and detained yesterday by Capital Police for sneaking into the Pentagon and impersonating an officer of the United States Military. Jerry's Brown's press secretary stated that "Mayor Brown's actions were an unfortunate result of a flashback which was brought on by a bad acid trip he had in the Governor's mansion while serving as the Governor of California."

I didn't!

I swear to God, I didn't fart.

Mutants for Bush

Hi, My name is Joe Young of Graysville, PA

And I appeared on George Bush's website, to support our mighty president.

I'm also from out of space, but don't tell anyone.



Hi, I'm Donna Hardin of Dalton, GA, and I appeared on Bush's website, supporting him.



I'm from outer space too, but don't tell!

Hi, I'm Vincent Reyes of Randolph, MA. I appeared on Bush's website, but I'm not from outer space. I'm just a plain, ordinary, mutant asshole.

Got Bat?

Gimmie a bat. I'll chew his fuckin' head off.

Building a stronger America

JOHN EDWARDS: When you were riding down the Mekong Delta killing VC, what was going through your mind?

JOHN KERRY: Well, I thought about becoming president some day. But mostly I thought about pussy.

Heinz

Hi, I'm Teresa Heinz Kerry, and I think ketchup is delicious. Especially Heinz ketchup.

Size matters!

I assure you, folks, that thing that I'm pointing to is even bigger than Dick's. We buddies. Good, good buddies. And there ain't nothing better than a good load ah GW in your mouth.

Say kids, What time is it...

It's Howdy Doody time!

Feeling the compassion

After a hard day of ordering the bombing of innocent Iraqi women and children, I like to take the time to comfort the elderly. They're lonely and crusty, and my heart goes out to them.

Stop! Please stop

No. Stop! Please stop! I can't handle any more of these black children. O Jesus. O Christ, I don't think I can keep this smile plastered on my face for much longer...

On as side note, I think this photo might have been taken on his Africa trip, so these kids may not in fact be African Americans, as it says on the image. Notice how the word "Africa" is on their shirts.

Find God, and the Heimlich Maneuver

I used to live in fear of chocking to death on a chicken bone and going to hell, because I was a sinner. But now that I have a God-fearing Heimlich Maneuver expert ready to eject any food lodged in my throat at any given moment, and to preach to me the teachings of the good Lord, I know that my soul will be saved. I don't even mind that he's a crusty baldy and his hands are as clammy as a slug. Thank you Jesus! And thank you BigChurch.com

Plagerism?

Okay, I am not ready to make any accusations, but I was reading this below active crime novel called "Break and Enter" by Colin Harrison. I had found it in the junk yard, where I find the vast majority of my books (some are very good in fact.)

So I am reading and I come upon this letter written by one charactor. And the letter is entitled, "The Eternals Truths." And there is a list of these so-called truths. For example:

"This is it!"

"There is no hidden meanings"


I have seen this before! I do not have the book on hand to verify it, but it comes from a book called "If You Meet the Buddha on the Road, Kill Him : The Pilgrimage Of Psychotherapy Patients", by Sheldon Kopp, published in 1982.

I can say this, because I found this page, listing Kopp's eternal truths.


"Break and Enter" was published in 1990, eight years after Kopp's book.

I looked around for some sort of acknowledgment by Colin Harrison that this material was take from Sheldon Kopp.

This is what I found, in the acknowledgments sections:

The "Eternel Truths" are derived from a list originally written by Richard Donelli, D.D.S., and modified by Ann Satterthwaite and the author.

Colin Harrison got this from a dentist? Then modified it? Pretty fishy. I think someone is doing some serious plagerism here.

I am not sure if Sheldon Kopp is still alive. If I have the time, I might just drop a dime, if someone is willing to listen.

Georgy Update

Dear Blogbrains,

I think Georgy has abandoned her blog.

I don't blame Georgy. If I was as sexy as Georgy, I would be doing other things also.

I wonder what she is doing though. Perhaps she is being caressed by an adoring lover -- in cozy cottage nestled in the Swiss Alps -- or I don't know ... some place exotic and sexy that I cannot think of right now. I don't know whether Georgy is hetero or not, but whoever she is with, I imagine this person is very blonde and delicious looking.

Perhaps Georgy is planning on running for political office? Who knows?

I think Georgy is from Oakland. I think Georgy ought to oust that son-of-a-bitch, Jerry Brown from the Mayor's office. I really hate the bastard. He has become a real right-winger.

And you know what's weird? Huff. Arianna Huffington is becoming a left-winger. It is hard to conceive that Huff, with all that vitriolic, primeval hatred brewing inside her heinous innards, really identifies with the left. I think she is just an opportunist. The right was just too crowded, so she found a niche -- the left. There ain't too many pop-leftists these days. I can think of two -- Moore and ahhhh, what's his name ... the SNL guy from Minnesota.

Fuck, where is Georgy?

It is so lonely here in blogland without her.

My Failed Love-Life

My Message To Kate

Dear Kate,

I am going through a hard time in my life right now. I am having great anxieties over money as well as a medical problem, though it's not life threatening.

I should not have written you, because this is not a good time for me to meet new people, but I guess I felt lonely, so I did.

You seem like a really nice woman. I'm really sorry that I am unable to be sociable right now. I would have liked to have seen you in person.

I sort of feel like a real asshole. I hope you do not take this as a rejection, though it may seem that way.

Dickie


Kate's Reply

Dear Dickie,

Thank you for your response. One of my all-time favorite lines from a movie: "Life is pain, and anyone who tells you anything different is trying to sell you something." I am actually having some financial woes of my own (although they are of my own doing, and not catastrophic by any means) AND I just went through a health crisis, too, so I can certainly appreciate where you are coming from. My health issue was non-life-threatening, too, but still crummy. I actually kind of float in and out of doing the on-line dating thing to meet people because I'll have a few not-so-great experiences and give up for a while, then the loneliness starts crushing me again and I decide to give it another try. Even though I am not at the greatest point in my life, I guess I still feel like I am certainly deserving of love in my life and maybe finding someone special would help. It would at least eliminate the problem of lonliness (which is a problem!). I had a professor in a Psychology class a couple of semesters ago who kept saying, "lonliness kills." I wanted to say, OK, I believe you......now what am I supposed to do about it?????????? I think it is kind of a "guy" thing to want to meet someone when all of your ducks are in a row, so to speak.

If you decide you would rather not correspond or meet, I would certainly understand that. If you decide that even though you may not be at a high point in your life, you might still like to meet a nice person to laugh with and blow off some steam, then feel free to write back. I have no expectations of being whisked off to Paris. Whatever choice you make there is no reason for you to feel badly about it, you were considerate enough to respond to my email and I think that says a lot about you. In this world of anonymous internet correspondence I think we both know that there are many, many "blow offs" where people are never even considerate enough to respond.

I wish you all the best, Dickie. Don't isolate yourself or put off chances at love and happiness for too long, OK? I'm sure you deserve all wonderful things in your life.

In the line of fire

Dear Blogbrains,

Today I attended a lecture, which is something very unusual for me. Getting out of the house to do something that is not an errand is unual.

I went to see Yonatan Shapira, a former captain in the Israeli Air Force. He is one of the 27 pilots who signed the “Pilots’ Letter,” refusing to serve the occupation.

I have seen another Israeli military guy before, who gave a talk about refusing to kill and fuck over innocent civilians in order to support the occupation of Gaza and the West Bank. So it wasn’t surprising to me that there were right-wing fanatics there at the lecture being rude as hell, argumentative, and general assholes, in an attempt to disrupt the proceedings. These people are truly the most obnoxious people I have ever encountered and bring great shame to the Jewish people.

I was sitting in the front row, and there is a real psycho looking fanatic on my far left, wearing this coat that looked a too heavy for Summer, despite the fact that it was raining today. He was trying to argue with the lecturer during the question and answer session. He was truly being obnoxious. I’m pretty sure one of the people who organized the thing asked pycho to leave and psycho refused to leave. Well, psycho is on my far left, and then another nut I discover is to my right. And then I grow paranoid. I start think that the hot brunette sitting directly to my left is also in on the radical fundematilsm, and I’m thinking shit … I’m in the line of fire. If psycho on the far left is packing some heat under that arctic coat he’s wearing, if he is a bad shot, a stray bullet might find its way into my brain. That probably would solve all my problems but I just don’t like surprises!

Normally I would not be so paranoid, but I know how crazy these people are. Some day, there is going to be a civil war in Israel. The crazies are going to refuse to leave the occupied territory – alive!

Well, I got out of there a few minutes early. I wasn’t taking any chances. These people make me nervous. They really scare me, because I know they mean business.

These right-wing Arab Bashers will stop at nothing to preserve their biblical, pissant empire. They think they have a God-given right to the occupied territories. Compromise is not an option with these people.

I feel sorry for Saddam

I had gotten drunk and lonely last week and wanted to insult you but was just too drunk to come up with anything even marginally creative. I am not coming up with anything too creative right now, but at least I am sober enough to form a rudimentary insult. Fucks!

I am waiting to see the "Magnificent Seven" on TV. I have always wanted to see this movie and have to sit through this God-awful cowboy movie called tombstone or something like that, with that skinny Republican bastard … ah what's his name … the guy in "Dances with Wolves."

Well, anyway, since I cannot creatively insult you in my current condition let me just tell you that when I am sober enough, I am going to really lay it on you. I'm going to insult you bastards so badly that I'm going to damage your frail little egos.

Oh, this movie is so bad. I HATE IT SO MUCH!

Okay, lately I have been feeling sorry for Saddam. He is a dictator, a man that is probably even more heinous than George Bush. And yet I feel sorry for him. Here is Saddam. He is deprived of a lawyer. What the fuck kind of a "liberated" country deprives its citizens of legal counsel? Now Saddam, I can at least respect him. When he is charged with invading Kuwait, what does he say? He says the Kuwaitis are dogs, that they were going to whore the women of Iraq. Now, at last Saddam is not trying to pull one over on you when he rationalizes his brutal domination over another people. Bush on the other hand … he tries to blind you with horseshit. Talk about "liberation" Removing a brutal tyrant. WMD. At least Saddam says it like it is. He's frank. He does not try to hide the fact the fact that his actions are immoral and that he feels like he has the right to do whatever the fuck he pleases.

Obviously they are going to execute Saddam. And Saddam is correct: This just theatre. A charade. They might even murder Saddam before he is put to trial. That would not surprise me. Let is remember that this is a provisional government, approved by the occupying powers -- The US and UK. They have no legitimate authority to hold this trial. What democratically elected official appointed the judges? I would like to know that?

And the media -- the handmaidens or the right, are claiming that Bush is insane. A madman. He's not mad, folks. Evil perhaps. But perfectly sane. There is little doubt in my mind that Bush is the madman.

I saw R. James Woolsey, ex CIA director being interviewed on a cable news show. And he called Saddam, a "Raving sociopath." Now, I'm not sure. Does this moron really believe this shit, or is he just saying it to help the Republicans? I'm not sure, but I'm leaning towards moron.

Woolsey went on to say that Saddam should be given a lawyer, and be "required to have a lawyer." That is quote folks.

It figures...

Decided to add comments

Dear Blogbrains,

I have decided to add comment ability to this blog. So starting commenting away, you blograin idiots, as I need someone to laugh at, or battle, or delude me into thinking I you are a mystery woman wanting to give me a hot night of sex.

So how's about a little fodder, you bastard human race!

I saw the Buk movie by the way. It was pretty good. A great writer he is, but what an asshole...

Bury the Goddamn Sonofabitch!

I have tried to be nice. I have tried to show respect for the dead. But fuck it, I'm tired of seeing the masses being hurriedly corralled around Reagan's flag-draped coffin like cattle. Don't these bovine-brained idiots know how much deficit Reagan racked up, how much environment destruction he was responsible for? What are these people, fucking morons or something? I don't even think they've raised the minimum wage since Reagan was elected. Reagan said he was declaring war on drugs, but the real war was on the poor. Reagan. Stinking bastard.

And I cannot stand all the stinking, suck-up bastards littering television and radio with their praise of the evil bastard -- and this goes especially for that sleazoid-soon-to-be-leader-of-the-Democratic-Party -- John Kerry.

If the stupid fucking masses are so hot to see dead Reagan, why don't they put him in a glass casket, and shove him into the tomb with Lenin, so all the sheep in the fucking world could see their Gods for all eternity.

Fuck Reagan. Burry the bastard already.

Radio Show Equipment Probably Working

Radio Show Equipment Probably Working

Dear Blogbrains and fellow Georgy Groupies,

I think that I probably now have the technology to do the radio show. You would not believe the torture involved in trying to ascertain the proper equipment to do a telephone talk show on a shoe-string budget. I will need to work out a few other things. Right now my primary focus however is shifting away from the technological problems of the talk show. There is still more problems:

My voice is very bad right now. The doc says it's from really bad acid reflux. He upped the dosage of the medication. Hopefully that will help. I don't know. I have had problems with my voice for years… I can't do the show unless my voice gets a little better.

A limited Internet Radio Station will cost me about $15.00/month. This will put pressures on my tight budget. I would really like to invite callers, instead of just relying on invited guest callers. This will require another phone line, which would put extreme financial pressures on me. I'm not sure I'm ready to do that just yet. Perhaps I'll run into some more money next month. Or, if that doesn't happen, I'm thinking maybe I could sell copies of my screenplays/stageplays online. I'm not sure how to work this one out financially. Maybe I could beg my sister for the dough. Maybe I could sell Communist Manifestos. Or Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVDs. Maybe I could sell naked photos of myself. Not for sexual gratification, but so that parents could show lazy children the horrors that await them if them don't find a job and a girlfriend.

Bukowski Movie

Accidentally, I stumbled upon a Bukowski documentary that is now playing in a small number of theaters.

http://www.magpictures.com/distribution/bukowski/

There happens to be a theater playing it that is not too far away, but it is a pain in the ass to get to and to park. My voice is really bothering me, and I'm under so much stress to get my computer program out, that I just said, "fuck it." I said the same thing when Joe Strummer came to a city about an hour away from Boston, where I live. I told myself I'd catch Strumm when he toured again. But that didn't happen. Now Strumm is dead and I'll never get to see my teenage hero. But the thing is, Buk is already dead. I'll never see Buk do a poetry reading.

Perhaps I'm just rationalizing my decision not to see the Buk documentary. Yet I fully recommend that people go. He is considered by some to rival Ginsberg in poetry. I knew of him mostly from his fiction, which is crass, subversive, extremely funny, and, at times, pretty misogynistic.

I have stayed away from Bukowski worship, as he is revered as a cult God by too many. And I tend to stay away from things that get too hyped up and popular.

I would have liked to have seen the flick. If it was only playing at an art-house that was more convenient. Fuck it...

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