Friday, July 30, 2004

Sir Paul McCartney under Investigation

Sir Paul McCartney is under investigation by the New York City Police Department for feeding a sheep vodka in a PETA advertisement. The sheep was last seen climbing into Sir McCartney's limo after the photo shoot. McCartney told reporters:

"I had nothing to do with this sheep's disappearance, and I fully resent your accusation that I smell like lamb chop."

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