Message to LiesPeopleTell.com Board Members

Dear Surviving Board Members,

Please be advised that LPT has given me administrative privileges. Accordingly, I have fixed the problems which have handicapped this board, at least I think I have.

While I have taken steps to fix the board, I still believe that it is dead. It was the small but prolific community of base members that we used to have which made this board what it was. I still feel awful that the board disintegrated. I am always pointing fingers. It is probably a combination of events. However, when Ketsuke vanished for many months to go off to Iraq, I think that it was the beginning of the end. Wars are terrible. They kill more than just people, they kill communities. It's very sad.

All hope is not lost however. I have just about all of my equipment and, if all goes well, will hopefully broadcast the pilot of my radio show on Sunday. If not this Sunday, then the week after. I insist that Ketsuke do at least one guest appearance on my show. PG is invited as well. I am also doing a segment called "Women Across the World who have Rejected Me," and I will surely invite Jane to be on my show to explain why she rejected me. I will be very upset if she declines. Besides, she has the sexiest, cutest Welsh accent, and I'd love to just hear her voice.

More news about the radio show will be forthcoming shortly.

Please keep in touch. All hope is not lost. There is still a chance for the spirit of LPT to prevail, even if the board does not.

--Your Fearless De Facto Leader

Radio Show Just Around the Corner

Dear Blogbrains and Loyal Fans,

Please be advised that my radio is just around the corner. I have finally gotten a mixer and gotten everything working, though I have not tested streaming the audio. I have just ordered a phone number with Vonage. It is a San Francisco number. The equipment should come in a week.

I plan to host the show on Live365.com. I have not yet come up with a name for the show. Make sure to check back within a week, so that you don't miss the pilot show!

Arnold J. Babar, Moron and Asshole

Dear Blogbrains, Blogollas, and Blogettes,

I would like to focus your attention to a disturbing essay entitled Dictator on Trial: Does Saddam Deserve the Benefits of Legal Rights, written by Arnold J. Babar, one of the myriad of Rush Limbaugh wannabees that pollute our world with their horseshit and vitriol.

I do not have time for an in depth review. The point of Babar's essay is unclear. Babar, in his infantile logic seems to be arguing that Saddam, because he is so evil, does not deserve due process under the law. Babar has already convicted Saddam without a trial. Also, Babar seems to think that even if Saddam was placed on trial that it would be somehow fair. But I think that most people think this as well. Who appointed the judges who are presiding over the trial? Saddam? No. I don't think so. Democratically elected officials. Fuck no. Let me tell you: The fucking Imperial Empire of the United States.

I'll leave you with Babar's closing quote. I think it speaks for itself. I don't know why inane fuckolas like Babar can't just go away and let everyone else live in peace. We oughta buy the Babars of the world "Charles in Charge" compilation DVDs to keep the tiny gears of their little brains occupied so that they don't vote for motherfuckers like Bush.

"Let us only hope that Saddam will get what he deserves: raped to death by women in the streets of Baghdad while a crowd gathers round to take in the show. Perhaps Al Jazeera will broadcast the festivities to the rest of the Middle East. A true showcase of the punishment that this awful man richly deserves. Dictatorial justice indeed."