Poor Nicki

Dear Blogbrains,

I would like to apologize to all my thousands of loyal fans for my deficiency lately in providing you with the timely blogs that you deserve. I have been very busy. But that is no excuse. I know.

I have been bad. That is all I can say.

Lately I have been very concerned for the well-being of Nicki Hilton. You have probably even forgotten that Paris has a sister. Poor Nicki. All her life she has probably felt substandard to her more popular sister. I mean, how could you even compete with a sister that is named after a city in France. You can't. Paris has all this attention. Sex videos. The whole nine yards. And poor Nicki. Christ. She might not even have had sex yet, let alone a sex video.

I know that they named a whole hotel after the Hilton sisters, that they are worth countless millions, but, we are all human. We all experience pain. And even if some people can afford shrinks to cry to, we all cry. I think poor Nicki is crying right now. Oh, the anguish. Poor girl.