Eat another day...

Kate Jenson, a woman with Donut Addiction Disorder is seen being carried out on a stretcher, after having her bag of donuts stolen from her by her fellow Republicans at a Bush rally.

Dr. Ray Jackman of Cederwood hospital in Texas, who treated the woman stated, "Ms. Jenson has been a donut addict for many years. A donut junkie cannot just go Cold Turkey. They must ease off donuts gradually. The sudden drop of donut level in her bloodstream could very easily have killed her. Ms. Jenson is expected to make a full recovery, but she is lucky to be alive."