Chris P. Carrot for President

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) invents insidious cartoon character, Chris P. Carrot, aimed at subverting the political process and diverting public outrage away from real issues such as homelessness and poverty in America.



Also beware of Chris P. Carrot's running mate for Vice President, Colonel Corn



Unlike Colonel Sanders, Colonel Corn was never a Colonel. In fact, he is a draft dodger!

Watch out for these unsavory characters. They may look like insipid yet harmless cartoon characters, but they are really rotten vegetables from hell, up to no good.